Moe Meat.

I'm a meat cutter or butcher; take your pick.
I love Jesus.
I love the bible.
I love my wife.
I love my children.
I love 'Merica.
I love my guns.
I love my knives.
I love cutting meat.
I love eating steak.
I love fighting bullies.
I love P.E.T.A, but P.E.T.A doesn't love me... those pagans.